Poets corner

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Rockerbilly
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Re: Poets corner

Post by Rockerbilly »

Mary had a little lamb
Full of fun n frolics
When she tossed in the air
She caught it by its ????
I’m stuck for the last word :shock:
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camionpilot
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Post by camionpilot »

..legs ..? …not good at this either ..!!! :candle:
jjhback2u2
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Post by jjhback2u2 »

Roses are red
Violets are blue
So will my face be
If the wife finds out
I have been with who
YOU
berniethebolt

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Post by berniethebolt »

Roses are red,
onions are green,
I once cleaned some windows,
and guess what I seen...
A lady in tights,
Lay down on her bed,
took off her panties,
and I fell on me head... :lol: :lol:
berniethebolt

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Post by berniethebolt »

This forum was once on a roll,
the posters were usually droll.
But now they're so lazy,
The future's quite hazy,
the battle could be won by a Troll....



Think on...
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Graham Knight
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Post by Graham Knight »

K.O.K is missing - that's a shame
He worked quite hard - to achieve his fame
I hope he's alright - and still alive
If he comes back - The forum will thrive .
Always look on the bright side of life.
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Post by berniethebolt »

Kok must be somewhere,
maybe in foreign lands...
Jefe gave him a vacation,
So he's still got his arse in his hands! :moon:
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Post by berniethebolt »

I do like that bloke called joncon,
GK says he is a fine chap,
I'm sure he has many good points,
but his postings are usually crap...

..only joking, of course.. :halo:
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JonCon
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Post by JonCon »

berniethebolt wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:13 pm I do like that bloke called joncon,
GK says he is a fine chap,
I'm sure he has many good points,
but his postings are usually crap...

..only joking, of course.. :halo:
A bit like your own............ :yawn
The rich get richer and the poor get poorer - ain't it all a bloomin shame.
It doesn't matter who you vote for the bloody politicians always get in.
Rockerbilly
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Re: Poets corner

Post by Rockerbilly »

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I’ve often seen Mary’s lamb
I’ve never seen her bare
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