Stop washing your hands

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Rockerbilly
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Selhurst wrote: Fri Sep 25, 2020 4:02 pm Medical experts were today asked about the advice to keep washing hands.

Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash decisions.
Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.
Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Pathologists said, "Over my dead body!" while Paediatricians told people to grow up!
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons suggested we cut it out but pharmacists claimed that would be a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons said they would keep abreast of the situation.
Dentists are down in the mouth but they think they we will get to the root of the problem
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the decision up to the assholes in politics.
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:-D :-D ....dentists also need to drill down and get someone filling in on the details,..

...and the ENT specialists are not sniffy about the advice, or deaf to it,... but choke on the rather tasteless idea !

..Gynacologists need to have things opened up more so they can see if enlargement is needed...

...and midwives say washing hands will simply not deliver!!

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Selhurst wrote: Fri Sep 25, 2020 4:02 pm Medical experts were today asked about the advice to keep washing hands.

Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash decisions.
Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.
Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Pathologists said, "Over my dead body!" while Paediatricians told people to grow up!
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons suggested we cut it out but pharmacists claimed that would be a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons said they would keep abreast of the situation.
Dentists are down in the mouth but they think they we will get to the root of the problem
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the decision up to the assholes in politics.
Very, very clever .. Obviously you went to school in long trousers.. ;)
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blanco
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...and you didn't?....................go to school that is....
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I bet he got it big time when he went to school.
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We wore long and short, depending on the weather of course.
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Yes of course...
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Who wears short, shorts ?
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..."We wear shortshorts!!"...yeaaaaah! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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