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My neighbour has had the painters in and they left some turps in a pot that they’d cleaned there brushes in. Anyway, their cat mistook the stuff for milk and lapped some up. Next thing they knew the cat was going crazy, running up the curtains and over their settees, up the walls. Then the cat just collapsed. They whisked the cat, now lifeless, off to the vet. On examining the cat they asked the vet if the cat was dead. The vet replied no, it’s just run out of petrol.
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