Fred has spent the whole day at his golf club. He's had a good day and a nice few beers.
He arrives home in the early evening with his mate, Joe.
As soon as he walks in Rose, his wife, starts tearing him off a strip. What time do you call this? The house is a mess!! I've not been feeling well, so I've got no make up on!!
Joe is sitting there listening to the ranting, he's in a state of shock.
On she goes, I've got no shopping in, the dog has had the trots, I've had to clean it up and look!! I'm STILL in my pyjamas!!
WHY did you fetch HIM home with you????
Well, he said he was thinking of getting married.
A long day golfing.
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A long day golfing.
Carlsberg, probably the worst password in the World.
Re: A long day golfing.
where was this Fred 55 years ago ?
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