The old Jewboy lay on his deathbed, with his loving wife Golda holding his hand.
....Weakly, he turned to her and croaked his final words......
”Golda...at Auschwitz,... amongst all that death and horror, you were at my side throughout...
...and when we came to the Uk and opened my tailoring business, and after many years it went bust..... you were always with me,....
...and then as I got terminal cancer, you stayed with me constantly through to today.......
..Golda....you’re a f***ckiing jinx!!!”
Old Jew boy
Re: Old Jew boy
The old ones are the best.
Many thanks Billy Connolly.
Many thanks Billy Connolly.
The rich get richer and the poor get poorer - ain't it all a bloomin shame.
It doesn't matter who you vote for the bloody politicians always get in.
It doesn't matter who you vote for the bloody politicians always get in.
Re: Old Jew boy
....I pinched it from Bernard Manning, actually Joncon....remember him..?
Re: Old Jew boy
Must have been before my time ???
The rich get richer and the poor get poorer - ain't it all a bloomin shame.
It doesn't matter who you vote for the bloody politicians always get in.
It doesn't matter who you vote for the bloody politicians always get in.
Re: Old Jew boy
No really..he came after Marie Lloyd....
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Re: Old Jew boy
Another one of Bernard’s, the rabbi who dropped a pound, bent down to pick it up and it hit him on the back of the head.
Carlsberg, probably the worst password in the World.
Re: Old Jew boy
....sorry, don’t get it...please enlarge,....as the actress said to the Archbishop..... 