Rockers Jokes Are Back, Requested By Paulwps

Post your funnies and not so funnies here....
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Well Thank you , whoever did it...
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😎

Marian
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In that case, Thank you, Marian,.... you do not always get the credir you deserve...
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paulwps wrote: Wed Aug 08, 2018 5:00 am
jjhback2u2 wrote: Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:22 am I asked a Chinaman the time he two thirty I said no I want to know the time
Am i the only one who doesn't get it ?
Two Chinese crossed a bridge on the way to the DENTIST,what time was it
Chas
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Rockerbilly wrote: Tue Sep 11, 2018 12:30 pm We always hear 'the rules ' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Saturday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as hunting, fishing, golfing, or something with wheels.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
TEN OUT OF TEN FOR THIS ONE
berniethebolt

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I asked a chinese man "where is the Dentist"..

he replied "tooth hurty?"...

I said "i didn't ask you for the time!". :lol: :lol:

(it's the way I tell 'em,,) :-D :-D
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A cannibal was walking along the beach and stopped to pass his brother
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I love kids but can`t bear them
berniethebolt

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I love kids, too....but I couldn't eat a whole one!
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