Tips for Cheltenham

[derekbroad]

Got some tips for day 3 at Cheltenham if you’re interested..

13.20 - Ronseal. Great over fences.

13.55 - V Neck. Good jumper.

14.30 - Weak Bladder. Will piss it.

15.05 - Lunchtime. 12/1

15.40 - Foundation. Put your house on it.

16.15 - Dusty carpet. Never been beaten.

16.50 - Ironing Board. Put your shirt on that one

[blanco]

...and there is Beyoncé...well worth backing...

[blanco]

...and the “footer”...will win by a length but could be headed by the “half metre”...ridden by a female jockey wearing the biggest smile in Jump racing history....